THE CELESTIAL LOOT BOX

Limited Fan Edition: Only 40 boxes will be made.

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What's in the box?

This isn't a box full of mass-produced merch.

It's a collection of handcrafted, DCC-inspired pieces designed, drawn, printed, painted, assembled, and packaged by me (Jared) with love at Ninja Nerdcraft.

Screaming Prepotente Clicker Figure

He's small. He's adorable. He screams. Right in your g*damned ear.

And he will never stop screaming (if you never stop clicking)...because I made him rechargeable by usb-c. You're welcome.

Uzi Jesus Action Figure

Don't gaslight me and tell me this isn't the cutest little Heyzoos action figure complete with retro blister packaging. It's equal parts blasphemous, funny, and adorable. Display it proudly on your shelf or give it as a funny gift to another DCC fan (just don't give it to your self-righteous Christian relative who won't appreciate it. Actually that might be funny too...).

DCC Art Prints

For these art pieces I wanted to do more of a graphic style, incorporating typography and minimal colors. These prints are 5x7" in size and printed on premium art paper.

All my art is hand drawn and human made. This digital art was made using a mix of Procreate and Photoshop.

The Mini 'Dinni' Bookshelf

This mini Dinniman bookshelf (affectionately known as the Mini Dinni) has all the goods. A mini bookshelf in DCC black, all eight Ace DCC mini books (with color-accurate inner covers), two bonus DCC books (randomly chosen), a mini succulent plant, and an adorable sleeping Mongo to top it off.

Each of the books (and Mongo) are magnetized so that they can stick to each other or be taken out to stick on your desk or fridge. The bookshelf also has a magnet in the top so that you can keep Mongo in his favorite spot (apparently he likes dozing on a book or stack of books on top of the shelf).

Desperado Club Hanging Bookshelf Insert

Spruce up your DCC bookshelf with this members-only hanging sign. Just insert it between two of your favorite books and wait for the compliments (and crawlers) to come flooding in*.

*No Club Vanquisher crawlers allowed.