THE CELESTIAL

LOOT BOX

Limited Fan Edition: Only 50 numbered boxes will be made.

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What's in the box?

This isn't a box full of mass-produced merch.

It's a collection of unique DCC-inspired pieces designed and handcrafted by me (Jared) with a ridiculous amount of time, care, and love poured into every piece.

Screaming Prepotente Clicker Figure

He's small. He's adorable. He screams...right in your goddamned ear.

What more could you possibly want?

Just push down on this cute little Pony figure and he'll reward you with his beautiful scream. Click him once. Click him a thousand times. He'll always be your special boy.

And because his battery is rechargeable via USB-C, you can keep the screaming going all day long (or at least until the people around you get annoyed).

Uzi Jesus Action Figure

Don't gaslight me. This is obviously the cutest little Heyzoos action figure in existence.

Complete with retro blister packaging, he's equal parts blasphemous, hilarious, and ridiculously adorable.

Put him proudly on your shelf, or give him to the DCC fan in your life who appreciates a little sacrilege.

Or give him to your Christian friend or relative that doesn't appreciate a little sacrilege...that might be funny too.

Just kidding. Dad damnit, don't actually do that.

DCC Art Prints

A graphic tribute to the crawl.

These two pieces take a minimalist, poster-inspired approach to Carl and Donut's journey, combining bold typography, limited color, and clean graphic shapes.

One captures the moment before the descent into the dungeon...the last quiet moment before everything inevitably goes to hell. The other depicts Carl doing his best to hold it together despite everything the dungeon throws at him.

5×7" prints on premium art paper

Hand drawn. Human made. Created digitally in Procreate and Photoshop.

The Mini 'Dinni' Bookshelf

Introducing the Mini Dinni bookshelf.

This tiny Dinniman bookshelf has all the DCC goods: all eight Ace DCC mini books with color-accurate inner covers, two randomly selected bonus books, a mini succulent, and an adorable sleeping Mongo perched on top.

Every book is magnetized (as is Mongo), so you can arrange them on the shelf or pull them out and stick them to your desk, fridge, or wherever you need a little more DCC in your life.

The top of the bookshelf is magnetized too, because Mongo apparently considers sleeping on top of a book shelf to be premium real estate.

Desperado Club Hanging Bookshelf Insert

Make your bookshelf Desperado Club-approved.

Just slip this hanging sign between two of your favorite DCC books and let the world know where your loyalties lie.

Perfect for attracting fellow crawlers, starting conversations, and subtly letting everyone know which side you're on (Members Only, Club Vanquisher crawlers not allowed).

ORIGINAL DESIGNS. HANDCRAFTED.

These aren't products you can find on a shelf or on Etsy. I make fan collectibles that are unique and original, things that you can't find anywhere else.

I draw, design, print, paint, assemble, and package everything myself.

ONLY 50

I want to get these into the hands of other DCC fans, but I also want to keep coming up with new ideas and making new things.

So this release is limited to 50 boxes.

Once they're gone, this particular collection will be retired.

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FAQ

How many are being made?

Only 50 boxes will be made.

When does it ship?

The first boxes will start shipping out immediately once early access opens and orders start coming in. The goal is to ship each order within 2-3 business days. Later on (once orders start really flooding in) orders may take up to a week at most to ship out.

Is everything handmade?

Everything is designed and made by me. I draw and paint all of the artwork myself in Procreate and Photoshop, and I use Nomad Sculpt, Tinkercad, and Blender for 3D Modeling. Then I print, craft, paint, and assemble everything myself. The only things I don't make from scratch are some of the packaging (boxes, bags, etc.), electronic parts, and the covers of the mini books (all credit to the respective artists and designers for those).

Will these items be sold individually?

The collectibles in this release are exclusive to the Celestial Loot Box, and there are no plans for individual releases at this time other than possibly for the art prints.

Is this officially licensed?

These items and products are not affiliated with Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl, or Ace Books. These are fan-made collectibles and art inspired by the book series. Thankfully Matt has been very gracious to independent artists and creators making Dungeon Crawler Carl art and merch. He has stated that he will be giving license to "individuals only selling their own original art and designs in the DCC universe" to sell their work.

You made it this far, crawler.

You deserve some loot.